Sunday, December 16, 2012

Episode 19: Every game is a White-Person Killer.



This week we tackle hard hitting topics such as Game of the Year, the Spike VGA's & Secret World going to the Buy2Play model. Caucasian Murder Simulator Infinite is made buy Ken "I hate crackers" Levine. Gary's cat make an appearance. Chris & Gary talk about the physics in the new Mario games & Chris's opinion is invalid... Men in Black III is good, but not 48FPS good. Sanrio Smash Ball next week! Plus More!

Monday, December 10, 2012

Episode 18: Thou shall not smear peanut butter on thine butt.



This week we are have a return visit by Shane. 2, II, TWO new Megaman games are coming out for PC. We talk more Kickstarter stuff. Dark Souls II is gonna be a thing. Jaime plays Kairosoft's new game. We talk comics some more. Valve alludes to the "Steambox" AND MORE!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Episode 17: This episode does NOT mention Laser Mission



This week was a week like no other, a 3rd day of the weekend was discovered but we found out Gary liked it too much SO WE TOOK IT AWAY! Girls in the gaming industry are discussed to quite some detail. Chris & Jaime talk a bit about the Feed the Beast modpack for Minecraft. Some FUCKSTICK says video games are not art, only because the Museum of Modern Art in New York said they are. Dante changes his hair-color, get over it... The OTON is... awww Fuck it... Plus More!

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/182590/The_40_video_games_being_displayed_at_the_Museum_of_Modern_Art.php#.UL2y3YbwyuP

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/jonathanjonesblog/2012/nov/30/moma-video-games-art

http://www.otonx.com/

http://feed-the-beast.com/


Monday, November 26, 2012

Episode 16: L.A. Noire takes place in what city?



Welcome back to another week everyone. We discuss Black Friday & the autumn Steam sale. Gary gushes about Hotline Miami. We talk Windows 8. Wreck-It-Ralph is good, go see it if you haven't. We tackle the term "Art Game" and briefly what games are to us. Ready Player One is brought up. And MORE!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Episode 15: Luau of Doom



The day Jaime &  I flew back from Hawaii I got some kind of stomach bug or food poisoning. Sorry for the lack of show notes. It's a fun one though. 

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Episode 14: Steak-umms & Ring-Bologna



This episode we take a laid back approach. We talk comics some more including Marvel's relaunch of key properties. We briefly discuss Dishonored. Shane gets introduced to baddragon.com. Gary and the others enjoy a fine glass of Red Velvet Cake flavored milk. Bad jokes that make Smitty laugh are told plus the same old insane shit. JOIN US.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Episode 13: Other peoples kinks...



This week we get sidetracked by Binding of Issac. We talk briefly about chinese bootleg NES games. Smitty gets us going on this weeks big Star Wars news. Gary talks about the Cave Story+ Halloween update. Jaime gets mad. And MORE! Plus Chris narrates Corruption of Champions. (I'm sorry... maybe.)

Play Corruption of Champions! You shouldn't!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Episode 12: Everyday is Halloween



Welcome to this weeks super spooky podcast! This week we talk more about XCOM and Lone Survivor. CliffyB says he can do our podcast Resident Evil better. We talk comics with Shane & about the Iron Man 3 trailer. We discuss the Assassin's Creed series. Tony won't play ANY game with a female lead. EVER. We talk about mini-games in videogames, Dice Rings on Kickstarter PLUS as much verbal diarrhea you can stuff into a trick-or-treat bag!

Dice Rings on Kickstarter

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Episode 11: Hulk Hogan's Penis



Chris's friend Ryan & Chris's sister join us this week. Nitronic Rush kickstarts a sequel called Distance. We have some fun on Urban Dictionary. We discuss motion controls. Ryan shares his experiences Mech Warrior Online. We talk about gaming memories. Of course we STILL hate Capcom. Bugs in gaming make us laugh and cry. Plus more!

Distance on Kickstarter
http://www.destructoid.com/burnout-and-possibly-road-rash-are-in-criterion-s-future-236957.phtml
Cook, Serve, Delicious

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Episode 10: Don't you EVER spill your beer!



Smitty live-casts us as we we record in fear of Garbodor. This week we talk movies. Gary gushes about Retro City Rampage. Smitty, Gary & Curt talk about Tribes. Code of Princess is fun times. Hudson Hawk lives another day. We discuss favorite sequels. Guild Wars, Narutaru, Tamagotchi, POGS & More!

Judging PS Vita Before Its First Christmas is Preposterous
Halo 4 leaked
Borderlands 2 sells 1.4 mil
Star Citizen has raised almost half a million dollars
Third Nintendo DS game to sell over 5 million is Mario 64DS

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Episode 9: Troop Beverly Hills: The Game



Smitty and Matt join the Skype-fest Halo 4 Audience! Gary then brings Wesley into the fray. We discuss the shit-shield that the internet provides. Retro City Rampage comes out this week. CliffyB hands in the towel for the moment. Smitty friend lets us know Resident Evil 6 may be a decent game. Gary is still a furry... We talk about movies and our upcoming hopefuls. Plus SO much more.

Retro City Rampage
Designer Cliff Bleszinski Leaves Epic Games
Sony wants to sue Kevin Butler actor
Cloud Atlas Extended Trailer


Sunday, September 30, 2012

Episode 8: SCATcast has the clap...



Spandau Ballet! Spandau Ballet! Spandau Ballet! Matt returns! Schmitty returns! We battle Capcom again! Chris enjoys Tokyo Jungle. Ubisoft wants more of your money. Kojima bring us your grace for Silent Hill! We go deep into the Windows 8 dungeon. Gary gets doey-eyed over a spiritual sequel to Banjo-Tooie. We talk cult status & MORE!

Topical Links:

Ubisoft wants full priced game to have micro-transactions
Kojima asked to helm Silent Hill
Notch lashes out at Windows 8
Spiritual successor to Banjo-Tooie

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Episode 7: Bonerlands Deuce!



Can Gary, Jaime & Chris get their second winds fighting a group of gleep element skags? Whoa buddy! Borderlands 2 MANIA. Schmitty joins our game already in progress and talks MORE Borderlands 2. Capcom enters our sites again. Sealark's awesome sprites make Chris happy. Unity comes to the Wii U. Plus more!

Topical Links:

Wall Street Journal reviews Borderlands 2 (poorly)
Unity comes to Wii U
Linden Labs new game: Patterns trailer
Sealark on Kickstarter

Speed Runs Live
Hardcore Gaming 101

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Episode 6: Wii U? NO U!



Jeremy & Shane are back! The form an invincible trifecta with Schmitty. We talk about the facts regarding the Wii U. Shane needs games to play. Darksiders 2 shows Chris it's dark side. Curt and Shane gush about L.A. Noire. Scmitty talks about Faster Than Light. Borderlands 2 gets brought up A LOT and MORE!

Topical Links:

Joystiq's Wii U links
Faster Than Light
Steam Calculator
Indie Game Stand
Dead Space 3 is going to be AAAA?

GO BUY BORDERLANDS 2 & CABIN IN THE WOODS!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Episode 5: Jizz Races in Space



This week it's an uphill battle for the original four as they scramble in their personal transforming fighter-jets against George Michael. WHAM! We discuss Steam 2-times over. Gary loves Jet Set Radio Future (and all things yiff.) G4 has been toppled by it's own stupidity. EA gets panned by us AGAIN. Jaime gets us and you the listener Taco Bell. Plus MORE!

Topical Links:

Valve getting into hardware design
Sega renews Skies of Arcadia trademark
Rumor: Wii-U price and release date leak
Steam to charge $100 for Greenlight entry then donate it to Child’s Play
EA boss proudly refuses to publish single-player games
Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax Ultimate Boy Is Coming To Steam
G4 is DEAAAAAAAAD! (yay)
McPixel given away legitimately through The Pirate Bay

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Episode 4: Puss Puss Juice Ain't Acceptable



Jaime's brother Jeremy arrives in time to go Super Saiyan as the normal group melds together into one big mass of hatred. Steam Greenlight launched this week and we share our thoughts. Curt and Chris talk about Darksiders I & II. Super Crate Box should be being played while listening to this. The Metal Gear Solid 5 prequel and the Metal Gear Solid movie gets closer to fruition. We talk about our favorite gaming tropes and more!

Topical links:
Fat, Ugly or Slutty
Darksiders II
DOTA2 Championships

Links on Youtube
Borderlands 2: An Introduction by Sir Hammerlock

Links on Steam:
Super Crate Box
Steam Greenlight

Links on Destructoid:
Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes footage
Torchlight 2 is dated
Binding of Issac being remade for PCs & consoles

Links on Joystiq:
Nintendo Power shares secrets, Falco's original last name

Links on Game Trailers:
Metal Gear Solid movie info

Links on Kickstarter:
Ukiyo-e Heroes

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Episode 3: Ha! He said D20, what a dork!



Daniel Capo gave us permission to use his awesome chiptunes from his album O.S.T.!

Join us as we use the power of the interwebs and Skype to enlist Gary's friend Dan to decipher the deeper meaning behind the 2012 end of days! Shane returns with Matt to help us quell the Incan curse. ALSO, we talk about MORE studio closings & Nintendo Powers Demise. Tokyo Jungle is coming and Chris is happy. The excitement for the World Ends With You ends with us... Curt plays D&D and looks forward to a documentary with pride. Gary surrounds himself and us with fear in the Lightning Round. AND SO MUCH MORE!.

Topical Links:
Game Center CX Something Awful thread
Indie FPS Wrack website
Nintrendo Power to end on Destructoid
EA lays off Popcap Devs on Joystiq
THQ lays off Marketing NOT developers on Joystiq
Sony shuts down Studio Liverpool on Joystiq
Diablo III 1.0.4 Patch notes on Batlle.net
Tokyo Jungle coming to the US on Siliconera
Edmund McMillen's Basement Collection coming to Steam on Joystiq
Wii-U conference on September 13 on Kotaku
New Secrets of Grindia Gameplay Combat Video
World Ends With You countdown website on Destructoid
World Ends With You countdown site
Molyneux's Curiosity Delayed on Destructoid

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Episode 2: She's Gonna Get R*ped!



This week we go head on against nazis with the help of special guests Matt & Shane. Lara Croft is now a sissy-lady-girl and will have THE sex forced upon her!!1! Gary (yiff.) Curt gushes about Game Dev Story on iOS & Android. #chrislikeeroge Matt is looking forward to lots of weaboo-goodness and Shane fucken LOVES movie musical scores. Hans Zimmer give him yo' digits! Capcom STILL hates Mega Man & his fans and more! This week on Unsolved Myst- er SCATcast!

Topical Links:
Enemies try to rape Lara Croft, says Tomb Raider producer via Destructoid
Dust: An Elysian Tail on Xbox.com
Game Dev Story on the App Store
Max Payne 3
L.A. Noire
Kamidori Alchemy Meister on the Visual Novel Database
Sleeping Dogs
Megaman Xover article on Siliconera
Persona 4: The Golden
Skylanders: Giants
Mercenary Kings on Kickstarter

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Episode 1: Our debut



Our first show! We introduce ourselves and avoid the evil topic of "art-games!" Gary is revealed for the umpteenth time he's a furry & Jaime has had enough of our shit. Curt goes on to tell us why he's excited for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion. Chris & Jaime unleash the fury about upcoming indie game as well. Dead Space 1 & 2 will make you poo yo' pants and more! Tune in or fuck off!

Topical Links:
EA thinks Dead Space was too scary to be single-player on Destructoid

World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria
Dust: An Elysian Tail on Xbox.com
Borderlands 2 Official Site
Oculus Rift: Kickstarter Site
Crea: Kickstarter Site
Cube World Dev Blog
Secrets of Grindea Dev Blog