Greetings, comrades. This week we find ourselves short one Curt, but we do our best to make with the funnies anyway! Chris fills us in on his first impressions of Dead Space 3, and going back to Freaky Forms: Deluxe. Jaime started Atelier Ayesha, and Gary's been enjoying El Shaddai. Chris explains why Nintendo isn't in trouble and Gary and Jaime reminisce about the days of shareware and Sierra. Plus: Steam Sales, people who are dumb on the internet, SimCity, and MORE!